The Derpy Bird

Hello again my audiance this is my story that kia manawanui had to write for there myths and legend inquiry task. Hope you injoy.

The Derpy Bird

Long ago when the dinosaurs and cavemen were still alive

A young man called Trevor adventures the wilderness with his almighty strength. But one day Trevor saw a cave on a beach with rocks ten times sharper than Michael Myers machete, but everyone knew that Trevor is an adventures person and this meant that of course he was going to explore this cave.

And so with his first steps into this dark and mysterious cave, he knew something was watching him but who knew what it was. He slowly walked through the cave like a fox trying to hunt his prey. He eventually ended up getting to a dead end and turned around Drip Drip the water dripped from the ceiling of the cave and fell to the ground with a splash. Slowly out of the corner of his eye he saw a big scary and so cute bird. The bird was derpy and had funny looking eyes and a mouth that looks like a three, having rainbow fur as well. Also this derpy bird was as fluffy as a BIG PINK FLUFFY UNICORN. But also he was very cute. After this day Trevor became obsessed with the bird and he became its adventuring buddy slaying dinosaurs together and eating marshmallows together. And after a few days Trevor named him… the derpy bird.

But one day the two were separated when water bigger than boulders hit them causing them to split in two different ways. From this day trevor has been a low life person not adventuring or doing anything, but after a few years he died from a disease called EBOLA. While this was in process the derpy bird found a new family, with his cavemen friends. They feed him, gave him water, nearly ate him but he could always just slap there hairy dirty faces. But after a while the bird got the news of Trevor dieing.

Sad and dizzy the derpy bird nearly cried himself to sleep but then the ground started shaking and rumbling and knocked the derpy bird of his feet. With a BANG and a BOOM the landscape was changing very fast and if the bird didn't get out of there he would get slayed by the avalanche. So he ran and ran and ran. With his rainbow fur falling off he started to cry and cry and run faster and fast.

Till this day the bird keeps running faster and faster and maybe you will see him and his rainbow feathers falling off. This is also called a rainbow. Well the rainbow bird runs faster and faster and also crys and crys but eventually he took his last breath on earth as a derpy bird. But this bird has relatives but are not called derpy birds but are called ostridges.